A new couple had recently moved into the territory this last year and you could tell they were assigned to see if they could reach us. Coming by about once a month and showing enthusiasm.
We play "Hot Potatoe" everytime they visit. "You take it. No you take it. NO, YOU TAKE IT!"
My wife, respecting my God appointed headship finally, sarcastically said, "Okay, I will take it!"
Trying to listen to the discussion and noticing it was shorter than usual, I asked what she said?
The Witness lady was trying to encourage her to come to the meetings reasoning that the end could come anyday. (implying a certain Armaggedic death for our family if we are not attending)
"Don't you believe we are near to the End?!"
My wife said she had enough and rolled her eyes and said "No, I don't believe we are in the last days. That is wrong reasoning."
The Witness lady paused, and just stared at her then said in a smug voice, "Well, ....okay, .....if that's how you feel"
Said good-bye and left. Hasn't been back since. I wonder why not?
I chastised my wife, "Now you done it! The Elders will be coming by to administer the 'Loyalty Oath Test' with the famous question."
"Do you love the GB with your whole soul, heart, and vital force?" to make our Dissed relationship with the Org. even more official.
I will let you know when they come, for they will surely come. My guess they want to combine the visit to see our new Xmas decorations.
We plan to open a bottle of Moet to celebrate the official passing.