Post Rapture Pet Care

by White Dove 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    When you are taken by God in the Rapture, they will place your pet with loving athiests and other non-Christians.

    "No one knows the day or the hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows"

    Matthew 24:36

    Do you wonder what is going to happen to your pets when Jesus descends from Heaven to re-unite the Church with the Father taking all Christians - dead and alive - up to Heaven? Will your pets be left behind with no-one to care for them?

    Have no fear! We at Post Rapture Pet Care are confirmed atheists and as such will be part of the left behind when the time comes. Just because we are atheists doesn't mean we are not animal lovers. We adore all kind of pets and would love to look after your pets after you are gone.

    For a small donation of £69.99 pounds, we will make sure your pets are well fed and taken care of long after you and your family have been taken up.

    We have representatives in the South East of England and also in the North East of Scotland so can accommodate for most areas of the country giving you peace of mind where ever you are.

    This is not a joke. We feel very strongly about pet care and want to offer the best possible services to British pet owners. Feel free to get in touch at [email protected] for more info.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Hmmm... you mean fluffy can live forever on earth?

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    What if my pet is raptured and I'm left behind. Will they take care of me?

  • JWoods
    JWoods

    The really silly thing about "rapture" is that probably millions of people actually believe this nonsense and will continue to do so until their dying day.

    And like many JW, Mormon, Scientology, and other cult beliefs - it simply looks barking mad to the ordinary "un-initiated".

  • bluecanary
    bluecanary

    My ex and I couldn't afford to take care of ourselves let alone our cat that wasn't in the best of health. He refused to let me give it to anyone who wasn't a JW. I never got an anwer to WHY. The man was a flaming nutjob and any of the following rationale could have easily have been his: (a) only a JW would love it and care for it, (b) the cat would be destroyed at armageddon unless it was with a JW family, (c) non-JWs are unworthy of the affection of an animal or (d) the demons; I don't know, just the demons.

    BLESSED FREEDOM!

  • sir82
    sir82

    Dang! Why didn't I think of that!

    Free money, 70 pounds a pop, for doing nothing - er, nothing until the rapture, of course

    Hey, maybe it's not too late - I haven't seen any such services offered in this little corner of the USA Mongolia.

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    ROFLMAO!!!

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    That is a local sort of business. I have dibs on the San Diego county action, but will consider franchising to a bondable person.

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