In my opinion, witnesses have a trinity

by Beta Male 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • Beta Male
    Beta Male

    no biggie, Jehovah, Jesus, and the GB.

    and, oh yeah!

    they have a horoscope, the days text.

    They operate on the same principles, i think.

  • yknot
    yknot

    Well seeing how they eliminated Jesus (yep not in "Jesus' name") from the DC's Drama's Prayer Scene.........

    I say Jehovah, the FDS and It's GB.......... (well really Jah & GB.....GB likes to have the FDS as a veil)

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    Evidently, that is so, based on the baptism questions.

    It is also apparent that they have a quadrinity, based on their literature. Jesus, Michael, Abaddon and the Pope are all the same person, according to the faithful and discreet slave.

  • sir82
    sir82

    "The Governing Body is God, The Service Department is God, the Legal Department is God, and yet there are not 3 Gods but one God".

    Sounds about right.

  • Beta Male
    Beta Male

    they actually dont say "in jesus name" at baptisms any longer? as a matter of policy?

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