"TERRORIST CELLS in the Kingdom Hall"
Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating
in many of our Halls. They have been identified as Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin,
Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their leader, Osama Bin Satan,
trained these groups to destroy the congregation. The plan is to come into
the Hall disguised as Christians and to work from within to discourage,
disrupt, and destroy. However, there have also been reports of a sixth
group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin. It is actually the only
effective counter terrorism force in the Hall. Unlike other terrorist
cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes
along. Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the
congregation. We have notices that the Bin Prayin cell group has different
characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, and Bin
Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ.
terrorist cells in the KH (jw e-mail)
by lancelink 8 Replies latest jw friends
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lancelink
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Lucky Calamity
Hopefully, they've also Bin Loggin'in to JWN too!
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Hope4Others
thats pretty funny....
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dinah
It's probably funny, I can only see half of it. There's a big ol' ad blocking most of the post.
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caliber
The whole animal kingdom is laughing !!!!!
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Outaservice
Yeah, get that stinkin ad off the post!
Outaservice
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chickpea
a new cell spin-off from
the email has been formed...
bin barfin -
Beta Male
Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating
in many of our Halls. They have been identified as Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin,
Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their leader, Osama Bin Satan,
trained these groups to destroy the congregation. The plan is to come into
the Hall disguised as Christians and to work from within to discourage,
disrupt, and destroy. However, there have also been reports of a sixth
group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin. It is actually the only
effective counter terrorism force in the Hall. Unlike other terrorist
cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes
along. Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the
congregation. We have notices that the Bin Prayin cell group has different
characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, and Bin
Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ -
Locutus of Borg
Har!!!!
