American emergency consent to treatment

by MacHislopp 1 Replies latest jw friends

  • MacHislopp
    MacHislopp

    Hello everyone,

    I would like to share with you this:

    from ........................... BMJ 2001;323:1464-1466 ( 22-29 December )

    A practical guide to informed consent to treatment
    Andrew D Oxman, director a, Iain Chalmers, director b, David L Sackett, director c

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    “American emergency consent to treatment

    "Before we can operate on you, our lawyers insist that you sign this piece of paper. You may request a magnifying glass to read the fine print. A charge for this will be added to your bill. If you have received narcotics to relieve your pain before signing this form, please indicate this on pages 12, 21, and 54. If you are still in severe pain, you may rip up pages 56 to 75 and chew on page 76. A charge for this will be added to your bill. If you would like to consult a lawyer before signing this form, we have a highly paid staff of lawyers on call who can assist you.
    Charges for this service are listed on pages 77 to 80. If you would like to know what the evidence is that the procedure will help you, we would be happy to tell you about our excellent experience with patients just like yourself. Fortunately, no one has ever conducted a proper evaluation of this procedure, so our excellent experience is the best available evidence.
    Trust us. If you would like to question our excellent experience, we would be happy to call a taxi for you. If you are currently unconscious, aphasic, illiterate, unable to communicate in English, or uninsured, please get out of our emergency room at once."

    I hope you liked it.

    Greetings, J.C.MacHislopp

  • Dino
    Dino

    Too funny, MacH.
    Thanks, and may you and your's have a happy holiday!

    Dino

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