I was promised a Paradise Earth...

by JimmyPage 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    ... but all I got was a lousy new songbook!

    Honestly, how long will it be before the natives grow restless?

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Aw come on! It took 25 years for the WTS to put out new music. They're doing better than The Big Bopper, so give them a break.

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    Page,

    You will never qualify for paradise.

    Yes, that's right..."QUALIFY".

    It is not free and it is not for everyone.

    There are certain hoops you must jump through.

    Even then, it's no guarantee you will rank.

    It's all conditional.

    And the rules are made by men.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Jimmy,

    It will never happen until you start singing at meetings

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    There is no paradise..

    I did`nt even get a coupon,for a Free Ride at Jehovah Land..

    ............................LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Yup, i was told in writing, that i would not grow old in this system. Paradise in 1975, or shortly thereafter.

    S

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    We're going to have to barrel ahead of that Almighty Lowlife Scumbag Jehovah and make it ourselves. And hopefully the parasite politicians (throughout the whole world) won't stop us--or the Washtowel Babble and Crap Slaveholdery seize the governments and create a second Dark Ages, forever promising to rescue us from themselves and never making good on that promise.

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