Always wanted to use the "mind chokehold" on some Elders....."Okay Brothers to conclude our meeting we will sing........aaaah....uhhhh.....can't breath....JEHOO......arrr." Or reach out towards the Microphone and have it "levitate" into my hand, Jedi style, and then say; {Vader deep voice}"Do not underestimate the POWER of the Darkside...{deep breathing} Or the "Jedi mind trick"..."You don't need to see my service report...I'm not the brother your looking for...."
If Satan gave me these powers I would hand over my pissy little Soul for sure...I welcome the Dark Lord! Praise his name!