There's an old lady in the local hall who can't keep my wife straight from her sister. She's constantly getting the children and the husbands of each of them confused, and therefore puts her foot in her mouth alot. And, oh yeah- she's one of the anointed!
A friend of mine who attends very sporadically told me that the old woman likes him because he did some yard work for her one time. "It's always good to have one of the anointed on your good side," he told me, "You never know- it might be just enough to get you into the new world!"