Cars now come with a secret "black box" that records your speed and your lane usage in motor vehicles. These devices are so sophisticated that there is now legislation aimed at improving the moral vocabulary of American citizens. The boxes, beginning in 2010, will monitor speech within the vehicle and listen for predefined curse words. If a person curses more than 2 times in a day, he/she will receive a citation in the mail within 2 weeks, requiring him/her to pay a $50 fine. Entitled the American Speech Liberties Act, President Obama hopes the iniitative will help fund his proposed health care plan.
Can you bs a bs'er?
by John Doe 7 Replies latest jw friends
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asilentone
It will never happen in this old system!
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Priest73
I also hear that Pelosi is introducing legislation that will tax interwebs use based on key strokes and mouse clicks.
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John Doe
Pelosi's doctor told her that if she has one more facelift, she's going to have to start shaving her muff.
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Priest73
Pelosi's doctor told her that if she has one more facelift, she's going to have to start shaving her muff.
You mean his balls? Barney Frank is the one with the muff.
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John Doe
Barney Frank is the one with the muff.
Dogs don't count.
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HintOfLime
You lost me as soon as you said "and your lane usage in motor vehicles". How exactly would the black box know what lane you're in, and why would it care? :P
They do have the 'black box' though that police can attach in your car without a warrent. It's basically a GPS that phones home. The police then know not only where your vehicle was at any given time, they can even monitor your position in real time.
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John Doe
You lost me as soon as you said "and your lane usage in motor vehicles". How exactly would the black box know what lane you're in, and why would it care? :P
Oh come on now! GPS has been out for decades now! Ever hear of the carpool lane? Ever hear of the fast lane? Ever see lane restrictions disallowing commerical vehicles? Violations of any of these lane restrictions are citationable offenses.