by kevin221 3 Replies latest jw friends
Sung to the tune of???? (Just think about it)
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
10 Phallic Symbols
9 Pioneers Placing
8 Elders Waiting
7 Gods a Swimming
6 Idiots a posting
5 GOLDEN FRIENDS..........
4 Fundies Screaming
3 Wives weaping
2 French Men ( Ok that's just my fantasy )
And a Partridge, preferably David Cassidy,
In a Pear Tree.
Thank you to all, and to all a good night.
K
You can do better than david cassidy :) Love ya kevin...
Hey WW,
I would have said Shirley Jones, but that would have been just too gay.
Love ya,
Kevin
BTW are U in Indy? I'm in Dayton. Just yell and I'm there in an hour and a half.
Or.......You might be a redneck if.......
(from Jeff Foxworthy)
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-
12 pack of Bud
11 wrestling tickets
10 of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dances
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dogs
and some parts to a Mustang GT
Cowboy(of the might be a redneck class)
We ride and never worry about the fall
I guess that's just the cowboy in us all
