Yes, I have it. The flu - don't know how I got it or where it came from. I haven't had strange urgings to have sex in the mud - so it's not the swine strain.
I look like a wreck - it's great though - it's so empowering walking around with messy hair, red swollen nose, red droopy eyes and not give a shit.
Plus this also gives me an excuse for the hot toddys - yum! Double dash of whiskey in mine thanks.
To all my other flu suffers out there, strength to you.