beltway sniper

by ninja 9 Replies latest jw friends

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  ninja

  why did the Montgomery County Police Chief Charles Moose say this the night before they were arrested?

  'You have indicated that you want us to do and say certain things. You've asked us to say, 'We have caught the sniper like a duck in a noose.' We understand that hearing us say this is important to you'

  why was he asked to say these words?
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  asilentone

  because the snipers made a threat, so the police chief had to say it.
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  purplesofa

  1. It's the secret word bird. On the old TV show, You Bet Your Life, whenever a contestant uttered a secret word (which host Groucho Marx always called, "the secret woyd,"), a duck would fall from the ceiling with a string around its neck. This indicated that the contestant had won money. Perhaps Chief Moose was alluding to the sniper's request for ransom money.
  2. It's a secret al-Qaida message. Take the first letters of "like a duck in a noose" and you get "L-A-D-I-N." Several readers energetically promoted this explanation, which is sure to be a hit on fringe Web sites. Two problems. First, if you take the first letters of "like a duck in a noose," what you really get is "L-A-D-I-A-N." And anyway, it's Osama Bin Laden, not Osama Bin Ladin.
  3. It's a reference to Australian Aborigines. The Ngarrindjeri people would sometimes hunt ducks using a long pole with a slip-knot noose. It would be more interesting to learn that Jamaicans have hunted ducks this way, since one of the suspects is Jamaican.
  4. Don't be too quick to dismiss the Daffy Duck cartoon, "Good Noose." According to this synopsis, Daffy, a stowaway, is brought before the captain of a ship, whereupon Daffy tries to beguile the captain with magic, much as the sniper was trying to play mind games with Chief Moose.
  5. It's a garbled recitation of a lyric from Bruce Springsteen's song, "Blinded By the Light." The line is "cut loose like a deuce." When it was recorded by Manfred Mann, the line was changed to "wrapped up like a deuce," which sounds a (tiny) bit like "duck in a noose."
  6. If you connect the dots on a map showing where the shootings took place, you get something resembling the Eskimo string figure, "A Man Throwing a Duck Noose." The e-mail offering this hypothesis came with a photo illustration. Chatterbox feels certain that this Rorschach-like hypothesis, too, will be a hit on fringe Web sites.
  7. It's a reference to Bob Dylan's song, "Floater (Too Much To Ask)." The song appears on Dylan's recent album, Love and Theft, and includes the lines, "My grandfather was a duck trapper/ He could do it with just dragnets and ropes. …" But was Dylan's notional grandfather Jamaican?
  8. It's a reference to a hunter's snapping of a duck's neck, made necessary when his shotgun wounds but does not kill the duck. But where's the noose?
  9. It's a reference to Sergei Prokofiev's Peter and the Wolf. The story, you'll recall, ends with Peter catching the wolf's tail in a noose. A duck that the wolf has swallowed alive quacks plaintively as both are carried off by huntsmen.
  10. The message was not for the sniper, but for an informant who wanted assurance that the sniper had been caught. But the sniper hadn't been caught yet (though he was about to be).
  11. It refers to an ancient method the Chinese used to fish. The Chinese put a noosearound the neck of a cormorant (or duck?) then had the bird catch fish in the water. Because of the noose, the bird couldn't swallow the fish. Again: Did they also do this in Jamaica?
  12. Ducks can't be hanged, so the reference is ironic. Supposedly it has something to do with the absence of bone in the neck. Chatterbox has no idea whether this is even true.
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  ninja

  what do you know purps?....you're only a wummin........now take your cut and paste job and scarper......................
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  purplesofa

  Those are some theories when the note first was made public!

  Are you reading Moose's book?
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  ninja

  nope....but I think I will....thanks for letting me know ..........hey wait a minute ...are you moose's agent?.....he he
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  ninja

  btw.....what am I doing up at 2 a.m?.....talking about things I know nothing about?...to people I don't know?.....and searching the net for insect identification?.....I'm weird...even though I say so myself
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  ninja

  goodnight fellow apostates....yer wee scottish apostate mate....da ninja.........who is up at 5:30 tomorrow......d'oh
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  purplesofa

  LOL ninja,

  I was trying to figure out what kind of bug it was too!!!
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  ninja

  good to see you're at least as weird as me purps.....goodnight!