Twas da night before Christmas
Da whole house was mella
Not a creature was stirrin'
Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.
When up on da roof
I heard somethin' pound
I sprung to da winda
To scream,"YO! Keep it down!"
When what to my
Wanderin'eyes should appear,
But da Don of all elfs
And eight friggin reindeer!
Wit slicked back black hair,
And a silk red suit
Don Christopher wuz here,
And he brought da loot!
Wit a slap to dare snouts
And a yank to dere manes
He cursed and he shouted
And he called dem by name
Yo Tony,Yo Frankie
Yo Vinny,Yo Vito
Ay Joey,Ay Paulie
Ay Pepe,Ay Guido!
As I drew out my gun
And hid by da bed
He flew troo da winda
And slapped me upside da head
What da hell you doin
Pullin' a gun on da Don?
Now all you're gettin is coal
You friggin moron!
Den pointin a fat finga
Right unda my nose
He twisted his pinkie ring
And up da chimney he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh
Obscenities screamin'
Away dey all flew
Before he troo dem a beatin
Den I hear him yell out
What I did least expect
Merry Friggin Christmas to all
And yous better show some respect!
Sent to me by an old pal! Had to share it w/ ya's luv,T
Vive Bene
Spesso L'amore
Di Risata Molto!!!