The Sermon on the Mile High Mount 1 Then it came to pass in the Land of Entitlement that the Word became Change and the Change became Hope and the Hope became Change You Can Believe In. 2 And The Obamessisah went about all fifty-seven states, teaching at their Caucuses and Primaries, healing malaise among the poor in spirit, and preaching the gospel of Progress. 3 Then His fame went throughout all the land; and they came to Him all people who were afflicted with Bush Derangement; and those who were hopenitized; moonbats and troofers; and He wooed them. 4 Great multitudes followed Him - from Chicago to Jersey, and beyond the Hills of Beverly.
5 And seeing the multitudes, He went up on a mountain and stepped into the floodlights where they had built for Him a temple, and His disciples gathered around Him. Then He opened His mouth and taught them, saying:
14 "Blessed are you when Republicans revile and persecute you falsely for My sake. 15 Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for people love me, so when you follow me, the world will love you, also.