Why Satan Hates You

by cameo-d 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • cameo-d

    Well, I've heard it all now, folks. I ran across this and just had to share. Wonder what kind of BS the churches will be spewing out in the years to come and how soon? Watchtower will have to develop a whole new spiel to refute "the new christianity". haha--should be interesting.

    This was from a few years ago, so I imagine the teaching is creeping in.


    From Weekly World News

    Was Satan a Female?

    ...at a recent theological conference...top Biblical scholars have agreed that the Evil One is indeed FEMALE!

    "Lucifer has many characteristics usually considered feminine and is usually depicted consistently in the Scriptures as manipulative, sensual, and alluring" (from lecture "The Devil is a Woman")

    "What's more, eyewitness evidence drawn from encounters with the Devil over the centuries clearly indicates that the so-called Prince of Darkness is in fact a princess...

    The Old Testament never explicitly identifies Satan as a male. As shocking as this may sound, the so-called war in heaven between G-d and Lucifer may have simply been the start of the battle of the sexes."

    In recently completed translations of the Dead Sea Scrolls, Satan is repeatedly called SHE and "The Temptress".


    also an ad :

    Yahweh's Fallen Bride by Rabbi Moshe Koniuchowsky

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    ...gotta keep the crowds entertained you know. New Bible stories and whatnot. How do you think Watchtower would handle this new info? If christianity started to preach this, would watchtower refute it or go along with it?

  • MissingLink

    Yea, I saw that movie. Wasn't impressed.

  • Octarine Prince
    Octarine Prince

    Beings of energy
    are without gender.
    Maleness, or femaleness,
    is pressed
    upon them
    to assist our

  • WTWizard

    Now, if only we knew why Jehovah hates you.?


    Satan hates me,because he`s a Cross Dresser?..Evil Banana..LOL!!............................Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • Satanus

    Satan hates me cuz i take his name in vain. I'm a faulse satanist, ie, i don't believe in the fucker;)


  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    So Satan is awash with estrogen. That would explain a lot.

  • shamus100

    He hates you;

    He loves me.

  • MissingLink
  • Hope4Others

    Satan's gotta be male because one day when I was out in the service....tee hee hee

    long time ago....A guy looked at me and said "Your the daughter of Satan"

    I was a little taken back from this weirdo but whatever I guess....


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