An unsuspecting victim turning the corner @ Church & Elm Street ran directly into Armageddon. When asked why he was lurking around the corner Armageddon replied "I am always right around the corner if you are ever looking for me in the future!" The victim [requesting to remain unnamed] was visibly shaken by the direct collision & was overheard saying "wow I thought Armageddon was going to be bigger but I am sure glad I had auto insurance."