Borrowed form a friend of mine. Very funny indeed and seems about true. Unless you miss out on the last part. That would be a waste.
It would be good to have our life to live backwards.
You start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an retirement home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then..........
You finish off as an orgasm.
...OUTLAW