Christ almighty. I'm working from home sick, trying to prevent my throat from closing up due to massive allergies. What do you know, a few minutes ago, the doorbell rang. I looked through a window to see who it was. We get a lot of ppl ringing the wrong bell. I didn't think it would ring a second time but it did. I threw a shirt on and open it, realizing the loud bell won't stop till I do. Two women say they are looking for my neighbor (I live in an apartment complex). I said, "She's the upper bell, you can ring that one."
Wit-"Well can I interest you in a magazine about the future of the world?" She started to pull an awake out of her bag.
Me-"No thank you. I'm actually disassociated and I'm athiest now."
Wit-"You used to be a witness?" (Big eyes on both of them, mouths wide open) She started putting the awake away (where they need to stay)
Me-"Yes." (Not feeling like explaining that I never counted as a wit in their eyes since I never dunked.)
Them- "Ohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry to hear that."
Them-"That's good. Well, hey, we all have free choice (as she walks away looking scared). That's what it's all about."
Other lady--"That's right."
Her tone changed to a shotty one quickly. Like inside, she was saying, "Well, suit yourself, you haughty bitch. You think you're better than us."
Them-"Have a good day."
Me-"You, too, thank you."
She never did ring my neighbor's bell even though I told them there were people upstairs. I did manage to inhale a torturing breath of fresh cut grass since the landscapers are outside. 3 more hours until I down a Singulair.
Inside, I was thinking, "Go get a f**king job!!!!!!!!! I'm WORKING from home and SICK!!!!!!!!!!!" I have life to worry about.
Those of you who still go out in service, I swear.....if it's at all physically possible, do everyone a favor and don't. No one wants to be bothered.