I only got one verse done... maybe I'll finish it later. This follows in the spirit of my earlier Song 113 parody of "We're Jehovah's Witnesses" entitled "We're No Longer Witnesses!" http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/25/136535/1.ashx
This one is sang to the tune of Song 182, "BALSAM IN GILEAD":
BULLSHIT IN JARACZ' HEAD
There's bull-shit in Ted Jar-acz' head
And from his mouth it spews!
It's her-ald-ed a-round the world
By Wit-ness-es as "News".
Yet what the Gov'-ning Body calls
Di-vine-ly wrought "New Light",
Is no-thing more than what we'd call
Ted Jaracz' "Holy Shite."