Parody of Song 182: Bullshit in Jarcaz' Head

by TJ - iAmCleared2Land 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • TJ - iAmCleared2Land
    TJ - iAmCleared2Land

    I only got one verse done... maybe I'll finish it later. This follows in the spirit of my earlier Song 113 parody of "We're Jehovah's Witnesses" entitled "We're No Longer Witnesses!"

    This one is sang to the tune of Song 182, "BALSAM IN GILEAD":


    There's bull-shit in Ted Jar-acz' head
    And from his mouth it spews!
    It's her-ald-ed a-round the world
    By Wit-ness-es as "News".

    Yet what the Gov'-ning Body calls
    Di-vine-ly wrought "New Light",
    Is no-thing more than what we'd call
    Ted Jaracz' "Holy Shite."

  • greendawn

    Good parody, the shifting doctrines of the JWs often leave people with a very foul smell in the mouth.

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  • WTWizard

    Sure sounds better than the original. There is no "balsam" in the Washtowel Slaveholdery--just crap.

  • Meeting Junkie No More
    Meeting Junkie No More

    More, more! Eagerly awaiting verse 2! You truly have a gift.

  • TJ - iAmCleared2Land
    TJ - iAmCleared2Land
    More, more! Eagerly awaiting verse 2! You truly have a gift.

    There wasn't going to BE a verse two... but, since you asked:

    Ted, do you know that oth-ers, too,
    Pos-sessed like you might be
    With feel-ings of im-port-ance-ness
    And false hu-mil-ity?

    You make the rules, you set the bars
    That "Oth-er Sheep" must reach
    Yet nev-er stop to sniff the air
    And smell the crap you teach.

  • TJ - iAmCleared2Land
    TJ - iAmCleared2Land

    If y'all are offended by the parody, it's okay to say so! ;-)

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