There are only two things to worry about....

by Bumble Bee 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee

    ...I came across this today - thought I'd share it with you all

    There are only two things to worry about

    Either you are well, or you are sick.

    If you are sick,

    then there are only two things to worry about:

    Either you will get well, or you will die.

    If you get well,

    then there are only two things to worry about:

    Either you will go to heaven or to hell.

    If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about.

    But if you go to hell,

    You'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends

    You won't have time to worry!

    Author Unknown.

  • wings

    that's not a bad future....shaking hands

  • changeling

    I"m not worried.

    changeling :)

  • JeffT

    FYI, that was very probably written by Wiliam Gaines the publisher/editor/writer of Mad Magazine. I know that is where I first saw it, in the early sixties.

    It would fit with Alfred E. Neuman's "What me worry?" tagline.

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    Dear Mrs. Bee:

    Whether the tale was spurious I cannot say, but an elderly anointed sister told me that The Judge admitted that shaking hands was a pagan custom, though an agreeable one ...

    So where do you think he is now?


    CoCo Serrement de Main

  • Robdar

    We had a poster of that in the break room of a radio station I used to work at. It was funny then and, surprisingly, it's funny now.

    Thanks for the morning laugh.

  • WTWizard

    If I go to hell, chances are that Satan is going to appreciate the work I have done to undo God's 6,000 years of hard work that I am likely to get some genuine privileges there.

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead


    Here's my thoughts...

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee

    Somehow I think I'll be doing alot of handshaking lol


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