Tomorrow is the first day of Ramidan. (Or is it lent?) So be a good muslim. (or is it rastafarian?) And put on your burkas. (Or is it habbats?) Read from your personal copy of the koran. (Or is it the book of mormon?) And follow the teachings of islam. (Or is it shinto?) Face mecca. (Or is it jeruselem?) And praise allah. (Or is it Osiris?)
Or you can just forget all that religion nonsense alltogether and just be a good person.