CO talk - "KEY" to happiness in "TRUTH" give more expext less.

by hamsterbait 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    After the usual spiel about the Hamsterwheel and getting involved with the congo, the final part segued seamlessly into a donations appeal (A new macdonalds opens every 16 hours, but a new Kingdumb Hell opens every 6 hours) Think of all the brothers who would be delighted with a Hell like yours.

    The catch phrase was "Give more, expect less."

    I kid you not.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    HB

  • Casper
    Casper
    The catch phrase was "Give more, expect less."
    Sounds like something they would say..... Thanks for Sharing...
    Cas
  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    The catch phrase was "Give more, expect less."

    I kid you not.

    Holy crap.

    The CO actually said "Give more, expect less"????

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    It seems multi-level marketing does work

    More money for the power hungry and corrupt, what a waste

  • loosie
    loosie
    Give more, expect less

    Sounds like something Bush would say.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    That is not the key to happiness. That sounds like the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger is scamming people again. Give them all your time and money, expect nothing, and you will be happy. Well, the truth is they will be happy, because they will have usurped everything from you.

    The real key to happiness is to give more and expect more. And that doesn't mean giving your money to some bogus charity, either. It means giving society more value. Creating value for society, something that people will think of as necessities and wonder how they ever did without it 10 years later, is what leads to more happiness. And you expect more, since you get paid for your value creation with money and with fame. And not a single penny goes to the Worldwide Pedophile Defense Fund.

    What makes them think people can be happy in a Dark Ages?

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    What makes them think people can be happy in a Dark Ages?

    I like that and its so true add nothing to benefit humanity but do sell are backward non-productive ideology so we can make our kingdom stronger and more prosperous ....assholes

  • yesidid
    yesidid

    Not, in my opinion, much different to JFK's

    "Think not what your country can do for you,

    but what you can do for your country".

  • VM44
    VM44

    A new macdonalds opens every 16 hours, but a new Kingdumb Hell opens every 6 hours

    There are 8760 hours in a year (365*24). Dividing this number by 6 gives 1460.

    Is this CO implying that 1460 new Kingdom Halls were opened last year?

    Or perhaps he meant there was a particular instance where four Halls were opened over a period of 24 hours?

    You can never tell what these people really mean.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC
    Is this CO implying that 1460 new Kingdom Halls were opened last year?

    This number is with in the range of their figures if he was talking about new congregations and not new halls.

    New halls? No.

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