4 Steps to quiet an annoying passenger in the next seat!

by AK - Jeff 7 Replies latest social current

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  AK - Jeff

  If an annoying passenger is bugging you on the plane:

  1. Grab your laptop
  2. Open the case
  3. Take out the laptop making sure he can see the screen well
  4. Close eyes to appear in deep prayer - then hit this link. http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

  It helps if you are dark-skinned and have a beard - but not necessary.

  Jeff
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  Satanus

  Haha :)
  
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  darkuncle29

  That's funny, and naughty. Couldn't you get into real trouble for doing that?
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  inkling

  Couldn't you get into real trouble for doing that?

  Yeah, air marshalls are so uptight about bomb jokes. sheesh. What, too soon? [inkling]
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  AK - Jeff

  Disclaimer: I am obviously not suggesting anyone do such a thing - unless you like the crushing feeling that comes with a 230 pound Air-Marshall sitting on your back and twisting your arm into a pretzel as he applies stainless to your wrists and beats you about the head with a auto-load pistol, while he prepares to drag you through the airport to be questioned by the FBI for three days without food or water.

  Jeff
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  parakeet

  That wouldn't quiet an annoying passenger. All the passengers would scream, attack you, and hold you down till the plane landed safely. Then you would go to prison, where even more annoying passengers would be in the next seat.
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  inkling

  Then you would go to prison, where even more annoying passengers would be in the next seat.

  Lol!

  [ink]
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  JeffT

  Great line from "Ruthless People"

  "You'll meet lots of new friends there. Big, hairy, ugly friends. Of course you won't have to worry about what they look like because you'll be facing the OTHER WAY."