Ok, I've figured out the WTS official plan

by Robert7 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • Robert7
    Robert7

    Has anyone seen the "underpands gnomes business model" in South Park? Seeing this, I figured it all out!!!!

    Here's the official WTS plan for all witnesses:

    Phase 1: Jesus

    Phase 2: ???

    Phase 3: Happy new world

    There, clean and concise, and makes as much sense any all the other theories.

    alt

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    I think you've got it! and it was so obvious - why didn't I see it before? So much truth to be found on South Park.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    ..Jesus???........Jesus is the number #1 plan,for the WBT$.....Since when!!...Jesus is out of a job!..And..The WBT$ speaks for God!...............Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    Step 1: Sucker 'em in

    Step 2: Take their money and their time

    Step 3: See step 1

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Nowadays, it is the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger that comes first. They seem to have impeached Jesus.

  • Robert7
    Robert7

    I stand corrected:

    Phase 1: FDS/Watchtower

    Phase 2: ???

    Phase 3: Happy new world

  • Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit
    Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit

    lol.

    South Park has provided such clarity in my life, it's unbelievable.

  • auxillaryapostate
    auxillaryapostate

    Sirnose you are 100% right.

  • sacolton
  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    The seduction of power and money in the minds of men will eventually displays its destructive forces......regretably humanity always seems to suffer its consequences

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