A very interesting point!! If blood fractions can be taken in my vein....I should be able to drink them. Dracula could very well come into the truth since his blood card would not ban him from consuming blood fractions that he needs for "his medical condition." {Yum} He can say he is suffering from "Acute anemia." "I vont to suck your blooood....fractions!" Turning into a bat would make Witnessing a breeze. He would have to go nightshift Witnessing with the Special Pioneers. The Memorial after sundown, would be perfect...he would no longer fear the crucifix, since Jesus died on a stake....he hates stakes, but likes steaks very, very rare like some Elders I know...lick blood from plate...yuck!
If Dracula became a Witness = Could he drink blood fractions?? Yes!
by Witness 007 7 Replies latest watchtower bible
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Finally-Free
Maybe he could even drink all fractions as long as he didn't drink them all at the same time.
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Leolaia
Just the thought of Dracula becoming a door-to-door dubbie makes me recoil in laughter. "I vant to drink .. er, tell you about the Vatchtower..."
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LouBelle
Would it "necking" also be okay then - I may just let Dracula bite me then.
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Mary
He could....but he'd be viewed as being "spiritually veak".
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edmond dantes
Dracula : " Vee are calling on you and your neighbours and vee vould like to share a few interesting thoughts from zee Bible viv you .I know people are very busy at this time, but vee believe vee have a very important and life saving message for you at zis time.Allow me to show you a passage from zee Bible zat proves vee are living in zee last days and zat zome of zee current generation now living zat sees all of zees signs vill never die.I have here under my cloak zee vatchtower vich includes a very interesting article vich I myself am particulary keen to espouse because it informs people vot blood zay can injest and vot blood is a no no."
Householder: "Look pal I don't know what your game is but clear off and don't come back until Halloween "
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TD
Actually, since the current position allows ANY fraction of a "Primary component" whole blood could in theory be eaten as long as it was cooked first.
Of course the JW's will deny this, but that is a logical corollary to their position, since cooking will rupture the cell walls and destroy the primary compenents as such.
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Witness 007
Imagine lunch at the District Assembly....you open your lunchbox and out comes the apple ham sandwich and cake....Dracula pulls out a bag of blood fractions and hooks up th I.V to his mouth...Elder HLC agents aproach and ask:"Excuse me brother, but I need to check, is that blood fractions?" Angry Dracula shows them the label...."Okay carry on then."