Hillary Clinton Related

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  • hillbilly
    hillbilly

    Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York City to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time. One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth," he replied.

    "And what is your question, Kenneth?"

    "I have three questions: First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?

    Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

    Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you guys left the White House?"

    Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess.

    When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

    A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

    "Larry", he replied.

    "And what is your question, Larry?"

    "Well, I actually have five questions: First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?

    Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

    Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

    Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

    Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?

  • worldtraveller
    worldtraveller

    Freaking funny!!

  • hillbilly
    hillbilly
    Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:36 pm Post subject: POLITICS - Reminder on Hillary !

    Democrats AND Republicans AND Others really NEED to read this concise history of
    Hillary's qualifications. And do not get me wrong, I am NO fan of either
    Barack Obama, John McCain or Mike Huckabee. It will matter who Texans
    vote for in the presidential primaries & I pray you will take that
    responsibility very seriously.


    Hillarys Resume
    Hillary Clinton has been telling America that she is the most
    qualified candidate for president based on her 'record,' which she
    says includes her eight years in the White House as First Lady -
    or 'co-president' - and her seven years in the Senate.
    Here is a reminder of what that record includes:

    - As First Lady, Hillary assumed authority over Health Care Reform
    , a process that cost the taxpayers over $13 million. She told
    both Bill Bradley and Patrick Moynihan, key votes needed to pass
    her legislation, that she would 'demonize' anyone who opposed it.
    But it was opposed; she couldn't even get it to a vote in a
    Congress controlled by her own party. (And in the next election,
    her party lost control of both the House and Senate.)

    - Hillary assumed authority over selecting a female Attorney
    General. Her first two recommendations, Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood,
    were forced to withdraw their names from consideration. She then
    chose Janet Reno. Janet Reno has since been described by Bill
    himself as 'my worst mistake.'

    - Hillary recommended Lani Guanier for head of the Civil Rights
    Commission. When Guanier's radical views became known, her name
    had to be withdrawn.

    - Hillary recommended her former law partners, Web Hubbell, Vince
    Foster, and William Kennedy for positions in the Justice
    Department, White House staff, and the Treasury, respectively.
    Hubbell was later imprisoned, Foster committed suicide, and
    Kennedy was forced to resign.

    - Hillary also recommended a close friend of the Clintons, Craig
    Livingstone, for the position of director of White House security.
    When Livingstone was investigated for the improper access of up to
    900 FBI files of Clinton enemies (Filegate) and the widespread
    use of drugs by White House staff, both Hillary and her husband
    denied knowing him. FBI agent Dennis Sculimbrene confirmed in a
    Senate Judiciary Committee hearing in 1996, both the drug use and
    Hillary's involvement in hiring Livingstone. After that, the FBI
    closed its White House Liaison Office, after serving seven
    presidents for over thirty years.

    - In order to open slots in the White House for her friends the
    Thomasons (to whom millions of dollars in travel contracts could
    be awarded), Hillary had the entire staff of the White House
    Travel Office fired; they were reported to the FBI for 'gross
    mismanagement' and their reputations ruined. After a thirty-month
    investigation, only one, Billy Dale, was charged with a crime -
    mixing personal money with White House funds when he cashed
    checks. The jury acquitted him in less than two hours.

    - Another of Hillary's assumed duties was directing the 'bimbo
    eruption squad' and scandal defense:

    ---- She urged her husband not to settle the Paula Jones lawsuit.

    ---- She refused to release the Whitewater documents, which led to
    the appointment of Ken Starr as Special Prosecutor. After $80
    million dollars of taxpayer money was spent, Starr's investigation
    led to Monica Lewinsky, which led to Bill lying about and later
    admitting his affairs.

    ---- Then they had to settle with Paula Jones after all.

    ---- And Bill lost his law license for lying to the grand jury

    ---- And Bill was impeached by the House.

    ---- And Hillary almost got herself indicted for perjury and
    obstruction of justice (she avoided it mostly because she
    repeated, 'I do not recall,' 'I have no recollection,' and 'I
    don't know' 56 times under oath).

    - Hillary wrote 'It Takes a Village,' demonstrating her Socialist
    viewpoint.

    - Hillary decided to seek election to the Senate in a state she
    had never lived in. Her husband pardoned FALN terrorists in order
    to get Latino support and the New Square Hassidim to get Jewish
    support. Hillary also had Bill pardon her brother's clients, for a
    small fee, to get financial support.

    - Then Hillary left the White House, but later had to return
    $200,000 in White House furniture, china, and artwork she had
    stolen.

    - In the campaign for the Senate, Hillary played the 'woman card'
    by portraying her opponent (Lazio) as a bully picking on her.

    - Hillary's husband further protected her by asking the National
    Archives to withhold from the public until 2012 many records of
    their time in the White House, including much of Hillary's
    correspondence and her calendars. (There are ongoing lawsuits to
    force the release of those records.)

    - As the junior Senator from New York, Hillary has passed no major
    legislation. She has deferred to the senior Senator (Schumer) to
    tend to the needs of New Yorkers, even on the hot issue of medical
    problems of workers involved in the cleanup of Ground Zero after
    9/11.

    - Hillary's one notable vote; supporting the plan to invade Iraq,
    she has since disavowed.
    And on October 11, 1978, Hillary Clinton, with an annual income of
    $25,000, opened a commodity-futures account with a deposit of $1,000.
    Ten months later she had racked up $99,541 in profits, a spectacular
    10,000 per cent return on her initial investment. Among the community
    of experts, there is general agreement that between 75 percent and 90
    percent of commodity players lose. And NO ONE turns $1,000 into
    $100,000...unless you're name is Hillary Clinton.


    Quite a resume. Sounds more like an organized crime familys rap

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