Is it kinda like God's RC [radio controlled] racer?
Is it like magnetism or electricity?
Is it like email?
So then what exactly is the "Holy Spirit"? (the JW version)
by VoidEater 8 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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footstepfollower
It is like email with embedded video in it.
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VoidEater
Ooh! Embedded video! Must take a lt of bandwidth, though...
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Satanus
It's yhwh's fingers. It's what he uses to do things.
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WTWizard
It's like broadband, except the users do not get to actually control it. If Jehovah feels like it, He can make it run interminably slow and sluggish, make portions of it not even come down at all, or even install a virus in your life so whatever you want will flee from you. And, you are supposed to thank the almighty louse for whatever crap He feels like putting in your life. That's their idea of wonderful.
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VoidEater
Ever since I was a kid, I wondered what a GB member looked like "channeling" the Holy Spirit. From what I've read as an adult, it appears it looks like a boardroom brawl.
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serotonin_wraith
Isn't it flames on people's heads like in that yellow Bible Stories book?
When it's Jehovah's birthday, he just puts a bunch of those people on his cake. Or that's the way I used to think when I was a kid.
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JK666
It is a way arrogant JW's control others.
JK
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stevenyc
It's the bullS$$t the society uses to authorize their authority. Try find a WT article about the Holy Spirit that doesn't tell you to accept your subjection.
steve