Hopefull you can read it before someone decides to kill it. > New boots
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> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one
> day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
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> He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different
> about me Margaret?"
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> Margaret looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated Bert storms off into the
> bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except
> for the boots.
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> Again, he asks a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
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> Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging
> down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down
> again tomorrow."
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> Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
>
> "Nope," she replies.
>
> "IT"S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT"S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
>
> To which Margaret replies... "Shoulda bought a hat Bert, shoulda bought a
> hat."
Everyone's frustrated-so here's a funny joke(not 1 bad word)have a good day
by worldtraveller 3 Replies latest jw friends
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worldtraveller
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megsmomma
That is funny!! LOL
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zamora251978
Funny...I think I have read it before but its very funny.
Lulu
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