I found the perfect job for elders !

by moomanchu 2 Replies latest jw friends

  • moomanchu
    moomanchu

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orc/408390645.html email this posting to a friendbest of craigslist > orange county > ********ASS KICKING MACHINE******* Originally Posted: Tue, 28 Aug 14:34 PDT

    ********ASS KICKING MACHINE*******


    Date: 2007-08-28, 2:34PM PDT



    I am looking for candidates to try out my new invention for a carnival. I need people with a good strong butt. Duties involve sustained blows to the rear by different brands of shoes attached to a rotating ferris wheel device. This job is not for people that have hemmroids or any other ailments of that nature. Must be able to pass background, have a clean/ perfect DMV and pass a drug test from hair samples. Basically im like any other company I want that perfect person for a job that any ass can do. Oh and If you need any remodeling done I have 10+ years experience and my own tools.

    Mike Stamps
    San Clemente, Ca
    850 529-0478
    or [email protected]


    • Compensation: 20-25 Per Hour
    • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
    • Please, no phone calls about this job!
    • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

    PostingID: 408390645


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  • emy the infidel
    emy the infidel

    Can I turn the crank? PLEASE!

  • Veganmama
    Veganmama

    OMG...that is hilarious!!!!

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