I got tickled

by dinah 4 Replies latest jw friends

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  dinah

  I read this scripture quoted on another board:

  28. ‘It’s apparent to the Holy Breath and to us, that we shouldn’t put any burdens on you, other than these necessary things: 29. Stay away from things that are sacrificed to idols, from blood, from things that are strangled, and from sexual immorality. If you stay away from these things, you will do well. Good health to you!’. Acts 15.
  2001 Bible Translation

  SO........................IF I get me some, then cut your throat while strangling you---------shit it sounded funny at first

  nevermiind

  no burdens--ya know?
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  John Doe

  So, are you strangling me or tickling me? I'm confused. . .
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  betterdaze

  LOL!
  
  This is why we were admonished to guard (gird?) ourselves from independent thinking. :–)
  
  ~Sue
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  dinah

  Was thinking I might tickle first then grab you in my spider wed and suck the life out of ya! But we gotta get to the blood part.

  Seriously, they has this FUBAR.
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  Dorktacular

  I think it means not to have sex with your wife while she's on her period and you're strangling her. Laugh if you must, but some people are into that kind of thing, you know!