Simple answers to complicated situations

by JH 2 Replies latest jw friends

  • JH
    JH

    The JW's always seem to have a simple answer to any problem.

    Give examples of how JW's would answer a specific problem

  • AlphaOmega
    AlphaOmega

    The stock answer seems to be "Wait on Jehovah".

    ...or if they are talking with me, it is usually, "I'll have to look that up and get back to you"

  • marmot
    marmot

    Unemployed? Trust in Jehovah.

    Depressed? Trust in Jehovah.

    Have doubts? Trust in Jehovah.

    Might die for lack of a blood transfusion? Trust in Jehovah.

    Feel anguished for shunning your disfellowshipped family member? Trust in Jehovah.

    Have a yeast infection? Trust in Jehovah.

    If two trains depart from Denver to New York at 9am and one train is travelling at 100mph the other at 80mph, in which state will each dining car serve dinner? Trust in Jehovah.

    See? Three words that can answer ANYTHING!

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