What if ?

by freyd 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • freyd
    freyd

    All those who've da'd all attended kh's on one particular day? Like what the dubs used to do when they'd blitz a town. Or maybe instead of a kh an assembly hall? I can just hear the paranoid gossip about spies and invasion.

    Just a thought.

    On second thought it wouldn't have to be on just one day.

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    Do you think the JW's would 'mentally' stone us to death?

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    We could all show up and say that we hear that the 'end is nearer than we thought', and could we be forgiven 'pretty please with sugar on top'?

    Each one could draw an elder or two for the discussion, while other walked around like they were 'casing the joint' with a mini-cam in hand. Of course everyone should wear an American Flag T-shirt too. During the meeting we could all pull out our copies of 'Apocalypse Delayed' or 'Crisis of Conscience'.

    The dubs would have gossip to fill up the mill for a decade.

    Jeff

  • freyd
    freyd

    I don't know if it would be good to be too conspicuous. What about leaving copies of the UN/DPI thing in the restrooms? Or sitting up in the balcony striking up conversations with the unsuspecting and planting stories?

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