Write a song about the watchtower to the tune of a well known song
This one is about Judge Rutherford
(Sung to the tune of Dennis Leary's 'I'm An @$$hole')
'I'm a Cult Boy'
{spoken}
Folks I'd like to sing a song about an american man
About a special man
Who gave up a promising career as a judge
To give a message of hope to the people
Well, actually he wasn't really a judge
And the message had nothing to do with hope
But let's not let a few facts ruin this
OK?
I'm just a regular judge
With a regualar gig
I'm your average white
Male chauvenist pig
I like booze and porno
And woman are whores
I got a average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My life my power
my job and my bed
And those voices that run
Million miles in my head
But sometimes that just
Ain't enough to keep
A boy like me interested
(oh no)
No way
(uh-ah)
No I gotta find new ways to turn
The spotlight back on me
(oh yeah)
yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah
I found a religion
That's really quite strange
I'm gonna take over
And make it insane
I'm a cult boy
(he's a cult boy)
Yo ah yo ah yo yo
(what a cult boy)
I'm a cult boy
(he's a cult boy)
Yo ah you ah yo yo
(such a cult boy)
Yo ah you ah yo yo
I'll give public sermons
With such great repore
I'll stand there and cry out
You need to do more
I'm a cult boy
(he's a cult boy)
Yo ah yo ah yo yo
(what a cult boy)
I'm a cult boy
(he's a cult boy)
Yo ah you ah yo yo
(he's the world's biggest cult boy)
Yo ah you ah yo yo
Maybe I should've just told them the truth
None of my claims have I given proof
Maybe their right when
When they say I'm a douch
Na!!
I'm a cult boy
(he's a cult boy)
Yo ah yo ah yo yo
(such a cult boy)
I'm a cult boy
(he's the world's biggest cult boy)
Yo ah you ah yo yo
{Spoken}
You know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna buy myself a couple of cadillacs
Hot pink with whale skins for hubcabs
And all leather interior and big brown
Baby seal eyes for headlights
And I'm gonna buy myself a couple of yachts
Lots of houses and always travel first class
And I'm gonna fund it all writing crappy books
Which will be printed by followers that
I don't need to pay squat for
And there's not a thing anyone can do about it
You know why?
Because they've got the fear
One word armageddon OK?
Moses isn't dead he's frozen
And as soon as we find a cure for old age
We're gonna thaw him out
And call it a holy resurrection
I'm gonna get Moses
And king David and Samson
Gideon, Barak, Samson, Jepthai, and Joseph
And we'll all live in a big house together
(hey hey hey)
(you know you really are a cult boy)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song pal
I'm a cult boy
(he's a cult boy)
Yo ah yo ah yo yo
(what a cult boy)
I'm a cult boy
(he's a cult boy)
Yo ah you ah yo yo
(he's the world's biggest cult boy)
Yo ah you ah yo yo
C-U-L-T-B-O-Y
Everybody!
C-U-L-T-B-O-Y
Oooooooooooo
I'm a cult boy, and I'm proud of it