An ode to elder bob

by NvrKssdNObutt 9 Replies latest jw friends

NvrKssdNObutt

Elder bob is one of the meanest snakes i ever ran across ---- i guess it would cause this site problems if i told you where he is a hitman elder in northwest arkansas ----- hmmmm elder bob the hitman and james t in the same post --------last time i talked to him i took him outside and informed him that he is the poorest excuse for both a human and an elder. the idiot even gave the kids the emblems to eat and drink as soon as the memorial was over one nite
An Ode to Elder Bob
Old bob y****
will kill you dead
old bob y****
will stomp your head
old bob y****
is mighty mean
old bob y****
is a killing machine
feel free to add your verses about your favorite elder hitman
james t
lord protector of the faith
defender of the realm
purplesofa

is the avatar a pic of your wife?
(not part of the ode)
purps
NvrKssdNObutt

yeah purps her at 15 when i molested her hmmmm but i was 17 so i guess thats okay
worldtraveller

sorry about being a non JW, but could someone explain to me what an avatar is? Thanks.
JK666

worldtrav, An Avatar is the picture by your name.
tula

I would like to have an avatar. How do I make one?
JK666

tula,
Download a picture into your profile. Or use a picture from a website and put in the URL.
JK
JK666

We had an elder named Dick,
The man was quite a big prick,
He thought he was very smart,
But was a pompous old fart,
(chorus)
Dick, Head of the congregation
Dick, Head of the congregation
Dick, Head of the congregation
Dickhead of the congregation.
(His name may be Richard, but he will always be a Dick in my book!)
JK
JK666

AK Jeff,
Give me an AMEN, brother! (you know who I'm talkin' 'bout)
JK
worldtraveller

Thanks for replying. It's an interesting word. I thought it had something to do with the buzzwords the witnesses use.

An ode to elder bob

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