You know those restaurants that have paper covering the table cloths...

by changeling 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • changeling
    changeling

    and give you a bunch of parer cuts?

    I hate when that happens!

    changeling

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    Ouch!

    This reminds me of an old Saturday Night Live skit with Billie Crystal.

    Open Mind

  • Madame Quixote
    Madame Quixote

    yeah, but those paper covers are so useful for families with toddlers who like to wipe their noses on anything available.

  • minimus
    minimus

    plus if you don't get them real dirty, you can reuse them.

  • Open mind
    Open mind
    plus if you don't get them real dirty, you can reuse them.

    Along with the left-over bread, soup & salad!!!

    Open Mind

  • minimus
    minimus

    Good point. Yum.

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    changeling, next time that happens, just rub some lemon juice and salt into it.

  • Madame Quixote
    Madame Quixote

    . . . and while you're rubbing lemon juice and salt into your wounds, you could think about whether or not any of the restaurant employees had sex on these papers recently . . . just to get your mind off the burning pain . . .

  • changeling
    changeling

    What did I ever do to you, bigD and madameQ????

    changeling

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    changeling, you know i love ya baby. give my best to return visitor.

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