Black Books is one of mine and Karls (KW13's) fav comedy series that used to be on Channel 4 here in Britian and i bought the box set last year. What i am showing you is a funny little JW sketch in the first ep, I just found the little script on a website so i thought i would share :) Ob it is funnier when its acted but hope you can appreciatre its greatness ^__^
Jehovah's Witness 1: Hello, we were wondering if we could talk to you about Jesus.
Bernard: (desperate to avoid doing his tax return) Great! Come in!
Jehovah's Witness 1: What?
Bernard: I'd love to hear about Jesus! What's he up to now? Come on in, come on!
Jehovah's Witness 1: Are... are you sure?
Bernard: Yes! In! In! Come in!
Jehovah's Witness 2: It's a trick!
Jehovah's Witness 1: No... it's just... usually, people don't say yes.
Bernard: Well I'm not people! Come on in! Let's talk beliefs! Come in, come in. Grab a pew. Right, let's go.
Jehovah's Witness 1: Well, to be honest, we've never actually thought this far ahead. It's nice in here. "Indoors".
Bernard: What's your favourite story about our Lord?
Jehovah's Witness 2: Moneylenders! Has to be the moneylenders. Chasing them out of the temple...
Bernard: It is knock-out stuff, isn't it, yeah? And yourself?
Jehovah's Witness 1: Oh it's... it's all good. But I suppose when he, when he rescued, when Jesus rescued the Samaritan.
Bernard: No, that's a story Jesus tells about the Samaritan who helped somebody else.
Jehovah's Witness 1: Really?
Bernard: Yeah.
Jehovah's Witness 1: Wow.
Jehovah's Witness 2: And I like the one where he went to dinner with the tax collector.
Bernard: (looks disgusted at the mention of tax) And do you have any literature or anything I could look at?
(Jehovah's Witnesses shake their heads)
Jehovah's Witness 1: Oh yes! Those books and magazines we have! Books and magazines!
Tizzz funny stuff :) you should try and watch it