A light-hearted look at death

by bboyneko 0 Replies latest jw friends

  • bboyneko
    bboyneko

    I wanna death by misadventure

    I wanna death by misadventure
    I wanna die face down in some dudes pool
    Not gonna kick it in my sleep choking on my dentures
    When I die jack, its gonna be reeeaal cool

    don't wanna die from drugs
    Don't wanna go insane
    Like that Pink Floyd guy, Sib
    I wanna be in a bus that crashes into a train
    Just like Ozzy Osborn did

    (no man that was randy roades it was an airplane..)
    Wow train and a plane coooool

    I wanna death by misadventure
    I wanna die face down in some dudes pool
    Not gonna kick it in my sleep choking on my dentures
    When I die jack, its gonna be reeeaal cool

    Don't got no death wish
    Suicide is bogus
    This practical dude has some years to go
    There aren't any rules I mean nobody told us
    We couldnt die in the andes in a lava flooow

    (Centuries later they find your remains..a charcoal brick buried in the sand)

    hahah woaaah cool.

    I wanna death by misadventure
    I wanna die in a botched swat team raid
    Not gonna kick it falling down some stairs
    When I die man I want a parade

    Don't want no burial
    There won't be a body
    I'll be swallowed whole by a killer whale
    let's see them try to bury a floating whale turd

    (Or dude, what about a main course on a cannibal menu?)
    hahah man that's what I thought i heard...

    I wanna death by misadventure...
    WHEN I DIE IT'S GONNA BE REAL COOL

    (Centuries later they find your remains..a charcoal brick buried in the sand)

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