Afghan TV Guide

Billygoat

MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "3rd Rock From the Sand"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "Who Wants to be a Koran Perverter"
8:30 - "When the Northern Alliance Attacks"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "Sand Trek"
10:00 - "Moammar & Mindy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
9:00 - "Survivor...I hope"
9:30 - "Achmed's Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"

SATURDAYS:
8:00 - "Let's Mecca Deal"
8:30 - "Taliban Squares"
9:00 - "This Old Tent"
9:30 - "No Sex in the City"
10:00 - "Mullah's Place"

SUNDAYS:
8:00 - "Who's Goat Is it Anyway?"
8:30 - "The Bedouin Bunch"
9:00 - "My Three Huns"
9:30 - "The Sultan of Queens"
10:00 - "I Dream of Jihad"

Nathan Natas

Coming next season:

"My Mother, The Coat Rack"

"My Sister, The Coat Rack"

"My Wife, The Thirteen Year Old Coat Rack"

"Me and Ernie and Me"

"Mr. Akbar's Neighborhood"

"Saturday Night Hemorrhagic Fever"

"This Is My Weapon, This Is My Gun: Field Stripping Your AK-47"

Julie

ROFL!

Good one--
Julie

Gopher

This is one of the funniest posts I've ever seen.

Sad, but haven't they banned TV in their sad country??

GopherWhy shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Mickey67214

How Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute. I really do enjoyed the out word look on life. Jess

JanH

LOLOLOL. Great one Andi. You also Nathan.

- Jan
--
"Doctor how can you diagnose someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act like I had some choice about barging in here right now?" -- As Good As It Gets

JanH

Not to forget, the latest rock hit, featuring a recently re-converted Mullah formerly known as Prince, Tonight We Gonna Party Like It's 699. (Apologies to Weird Al and the Amish for adaption)

- Jan
--
"Doctor how can you diagnose someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act like I had some choice about barging in here right now?" -- As Good As It Gets

unclebruce

Hey Jan,

Nice haircut. The anti Taliban stuff's fair enough but why don't we hear much about the root cause of this current wave of violence .. the super oppressive regime in totalitarian Saudi Arabia?

.. am i missing something or is the fact that chic Saudi oil money keeps the US arms industry afloat a factor in any of this?

Television at my place:

uncoolbruce, pissing on sacred cows and partying like it's 607BC.

bboyneko

Andi the list you posted is a modified version of an old TV guide humor post related to sadam husein:

.. http://www.cool.icestorm.net/amanda/iraqi-tvguide.htm

MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Saddam Says It’s Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Iraq’s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Kurds Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronica’s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Saddam"
8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Captured Kurds Say the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Achmed’s Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"

Nathan Natas

Tonight on Kabul channel 11:

8:00 STAR TREK -
STARDATE [-272]0517.8: Abu Abdullah Al-Battani calculates the solar year as 365 days, 5 hours, 46 minutes and 24 seconds.

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