I finished "The Worst Game Ever"! (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

by AlmostAtheist 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    There's a game on the web site for the new ATHF movie (http://www.adultswim.com/shows/athf/movie/indexHB.html) and I finally completed it! (Wait for the site to load, then click "Worst Game Ever" to play)

    Arguably, it's nothing to brag about. After all, you waste nearly an hour of your time watching them walk, and if you're not a little careful then it's all for naught. But since I like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, I thought it might be worth it in the end.

    Other than the satisfaction of having completed it, it wasn't actually worth it. :-)

    If you'd like to get thru it, here are the pitfalls for watch for. These are technically "spoilers", but the game is a joke anyway. If you REALLY don't want to know, don't read on...

    Here they come...


    Pointers... comin' right up... served just the way you like 'em...


    The game is called "Go Right" because that's what you do. And is in fact all you CAN do. Press right arrow to go right, space to jump, and X to swing Meatwad like a weapon. DON'T use teleport or you'll get sent right back to the beginning. The progress bar really does move, but v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y!

    Sometimes little balls will come along and be in your way. Jump over them. You'll find a television, just ignore it. When the progress bar is about half full, start being very careful. A hole comes along and you have to jump over it or you'll be stuck forever! After the hole comes some sort of monster thingy. Whack him with meatwad a few times and he sinks into the ground. After that, you just walk straight to the end where you encounter another television. Jump on the platform and walk across, and your "exclusive clip" will begin. (And as a final warning, the "clip" is not worth the effort)

    Enjoy! ;-)

    Dave

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    You're an asshole!

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo

    That was a thoroughly enjoyable game Dave - just the right skill level for me too

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    >>You're an asshole!

    You're not a pretty blond that hangs out in open mic comedy clubs by any chance, are you? ;-)

    The game is thoroughly unworth playing (glad you enjoyed it, Emo!) but it is worth starting up and running for a few minutes just to hear the comments it makes. Those are pretty funny!

    Dave

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