Who will attend? Language lesson for Sydney BBQ

by ozziepost 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    With the time for the next BBQ fast approaching, some lessons in 'pure language' may be helpful.

    Today's lesson: Describing people you may meet at a bbq

    1. dinky di.........really, true, honest
    2. dinkum...........genuine
    3. dipstick.........crazy, contemptible person
    4. dishy............sexually attractive, glamorous
    5. dag..............eccentric, scruffy person
    6. dill.............idiot
    7. dingaling........silly person
    8. dingbat..........eccentric person
    9. dingdong.........foolish person, noisy argument
    10. dingo............contemptible person

    So there is the first lesson in Strine for the coming bbq season.
    I suggest you practice this at home so that you don't get caught out. After all, you don't want to call me a dill when you should have said dinki di!

    Tomorrow's lesson: The 'Like' words

    Cheers,
    Ozzie
    P.S. If you'd like to attend on Sunday October 21st, give me an e-mail to [email protected] and I'll be glad to send you details.
    "It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
    Anonymous

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    You forgot "deadshit"...

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Now Steph, can't ya see that it's spelt 'de'. All the words in the list are spelt with a 'di'.

    Back to skool for youse.

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
    Anonymous

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    ozzie one of them started da you dingbat.

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    woops!

    glad you're paying attenshun.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    dimwit - someone like fred hall who remains a witness having seen the light.

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Nah, sorry, ballsy, your entry ain't allowed - it's a bit dicky 'cos it's not strine!

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Any New Zealanders who attend will pronounce it "didshut", Ozzie!

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