4 year old - listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt. Concerned 4 y.o. asked: "What happened to the flea?"
Child listening to Sunday sermon... "Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but a very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?