Memorial date needed...........................

by vitty 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • vitty
    vitty

    I thought it was on the 6th of April but after reading a post it said the 2nd

    Can anyone confirm the date

    Thanks

  • imfreeimfree
    imfreeimfree

    April 2

    David

  • Bstndance
    Bstndance

    Apr 2nd, one day late... haha

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Nissan 240ZX, after sunburn on Friday somewhere between lunch and happy hour.

    Do you realize how superspitious it is to base any sort of worship on a DATE that is meaningless? Do you think the Creator of the Cosmos is worried about whether puny little humans get the right DATE to do some worship, or not? If you do, then please have some spicy Cool Aid on me.

    Dear God: why am I being punished for disrespecting you?

    God: You celebrated me and my wonderfulness on Nissan 240ZX -1 and not on Nissan 240ZX.

    But God, I only missed it by a DAY.

    God: Too bad. You are screwed now and forever.

    But God, I do LOVE you! Help me out, PLEASE!!

    God: Fuck off. You got the wrong date.

    Farkel

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