What can you do with a heroin addict?
You can...
- Have him hold the coat hanger and aluminum foil antenna to improve TV reception.
- Use him as a Voice Activated Remote Control to change channels while he's standing next to the TV.
- Use him as a door stop (Most effective when he's unconscious after using)
- Prop him up in the front yard as a Halloween Scare Crow (Most effective when he's unconscious after using)
- Use him in an "after" photo to sell weight loss products
- Use him to scare off annoying neighborhood kids
I'll let you know if I think of anything else.