Visualize me doing my best "Jim Carrey" gag reflex.
----- DIRECTIONS TO THE SPIRITUAL PARADISE. When leaving The Worldly Mall Make a turn around and go to Faith Blvd. Keep straight on Lamp to my Roadway. There, you must turn onto the Endurance Bridge, which is over troubled water.
When you get off the bridge, do not turn right or left but keep straight. You are now on Narrow Road
Keep going for three and a half miles. Then exit off onto Virtue Blvd.
From there, make a Right turn on Knowledge Lane.
Keep straight and then make another Right on Self Control Road.
As you go on your way, be aware of the traffic jam on Temptation Ave.
Do not take the short cut on Sin Street because it is a DEAD END. You will have to pass up Envy Drive, Hate Avenue, Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane, and Backbiting Blvd because these are NOT THROUGH STREETS and will lead you back to Temptation Ave. Stay on Self Control Road because this will turn into Long-suffering Lane. You may have to make a brief detour onto Persecution Blvd. if there is construction going on. If that happens you may have to go through Trials and
Tribulations Ave but in any case you will eventually end up on Victory Street.
VICTORY Street will take you straight into Spiritual Paradise! SEND THESE DIRECTIONS TO YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY WILL NOT GET LOST. Watson