an elder is at my house right now studying with my dad in the next room. he can probably hear me typing now he knows it's me on the computer using his elder sixth sense for sniffing out sinners.
i got two crank calls in a row (the phone is right by the computer on the desk) ...then someone called a third time and i just picked up the phone and slammed it loudly. it rang a fourth time...i let it ring.
my dad comes in and answers it:
"Oh hi brother so-and-so!"
...now i know that elder is going to tell everyone that i purposely slammed the phone when a brother called cause i'm evil and i don't go to the meetings anymore.