Tracy's Take on Bush's Speech

by FreePeace 7 Replies latest jw friends

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  FreePeace

  Tonight, my wife Tracy (Think41Self) and I were talking about President Bush's address to the nation. I was reflecting on the demands Bush put on the Taliban, such as giving up any terrorists they are harboring, closing down training camps, etc.

  At this point Tracy summarized Bush's demands quite succinctly in her own unique way. Paraphrasing Bush, she said…

  "You can have it with Vaseline or without, 'cause bend over, here it comes."

  I didn't think I'd ever stop laughing!

  FreePeace

  "The World is my country, and to do good, my religion." --Thomas Paine

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  SixofNine

  Ah tracy, ever the lady.
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  RedhorseWoman

  Now, come on. Everyone KNOWS that Vaseline is a corrupt infidel bastardization of pure petroleum. They would not THINK of using such an abomination. It's either Yak fat, Camel dung....or nothing.
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  DannyBear

  RHW,

  I would really like to saddle up to the bar, and listen to you talk.

  You lady are a 'country girl' with moxy and sense of humor. In other words, someone who can 'talk dirty' but sound like a angel, while doing so.

  Danny
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  TR

  Right on, Tracy!

  TR

  The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
  —Edmund Burke
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  safe4kids

  "Vaseline....bend over..."

  I don't get it...

  LOLOL@Trace
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  think41self

  Well, I thought it was funny at the time.

  I didn't know he was going to share it with all of you.

  Now you all won't think I'm a nice, genteel Southern belle anymore!

  think41self

  "Not believing is not the same as not knowing."
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  MrMoe

  I will always think of you as a true lady Tracy - now with just an added sense of humor.