Year Text History

by Nosferatu 2 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    The year text for 2007 is:

    Zeph. 1:14 – The great day of Jehovah is near."

    Does anybody have a list of past year texts? I'd be interested to see that.

  • earthtone
    earthtone

    Zeph. 1:14 – The great day of Jehovah is near."

    Here we go again with this crap! It was near in 1914, 1918, 1975, before the end of this generation, now they just say near. At least they are getting smarter.

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    "The end is just around the corner" is much like the guy driving with his turn signal on.

    Oh, he's gonna turn down 1925 street! Whoops, nope. Maybe not. Oh wait, here comes 1975 street. He's definately going to turn down that one! Oh shit, maybe not. Well, he's gotta turn within a generation of streets from 1914 street. Damn, we just past 1994 street, and he's still got his signal light on.

    Perhaps that's what the new light actually is, a blinking turn signal that someone forgot to turn off.

    Anyway, since nobody can remember the year texts, I'll just make some up...

    Sphere God and Give Him Glory
    For He love the world so much, he... begotten...
    This is what Jehovah ... has said, "Drink, get drunk, and puke..."
    Myr-iads of myr-iads of bro-thers
    Remember the contribution box
    Raymond Franz has been disfellowshipped
    Millions now living will never die

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