Late Model Toyota For Sale.

by Outaservice 1 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    I told a friend that I had just seen a late model Toyota down the road, in front of a house, with a price marked on it of only $900! He said, 'Lets go take a look right away'! We drove two miles, and I told him 'just a little farther'. 5 miles, and we still didn't see any car. 10 miles, I'm sure it must be right around the corner. We finally went 100 miles and my friend said, 'Do you know what the He*%, you're talking about?' Hey, don't I deserve a little respect?

    Well, hasn't The Watchtower told us for over a hundred years that 'The End' is just a little farther down the road? And then they were mad at me for asking the simple question, 'I don't want to appear to be disrespectful, but are you guys sure you know what you're talking about?

    Outaservice

  • Wasanelder Once
    Wasanelder Once

    You should have hung in there. That sweet baby was just up the block a bit.

    alt

    Now we're talking classic.

    The end of the world? It was never there in the first place!

    W.Once

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