I had a man walk by the Cart and say "Hey, you guys are now catching up the Herbert Armstrong's literature carts from the 1970s! He wanted to know if our Organization move's at the pace of "Evolution" when it comes to adapting to social norms, what madness is he speaking about? Did Herbert Armstrong's Crew have "The Plain Truth Carts" in front of stores before JWs had literature carts? I need to know if that's true, yesterday my Pusher had me parked a street where the sign said "No Parking, No Stopping! $250 ticket for stopping" and nobody walked by, she stooped down in the bushes while cars drove by and nobody walked by for six hours!
The Vitamin store has a very sexy cart that can talk, while my Pusher left me unattended again, I was making eyes at the Vitamin Store Cart who has literature and has a voice box by pressing a button. I see this as a future trend, you watch, we are going to get 'Info speech boxes"
Press 1. for End Times
Press 2 for "Family Life"
Press 3. for New Earth
Press 4. Do you want a loving family?