Too funny

by headmath 3 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • headmath

    I remember when I was a JW kid. At a particular meeting my 12 year old friiend was sitting beside me. When you are 12 anything is funny so he gets a boner and there is a bible on his lap. By flexing his dick he managed to move his bible up and down. This sent me into hysterics which of course disturbed the meeting. I think the talk on mast.erbation brought that on

  • Arthur

    This was probably the scripture that was being read from the platform:

    "There was a man, a householder, who planted a vineyard and put a fence around it and dug a winepress in it and erected a tower . . "

    Matthew 21:33

  • crankytoe

    I got the giggles like that once when this older guy was commenting but lost his train of thought, -for a few seconds, all we could hear was him breathing!

    Even weeks later, the thought of it would send me into hysterics!

  • katiekitten

    Ok, the thing that sent me into hysterics was this one brother who used to clench his buttocks when he was asked to do the closing prayer at the Tuesday Group.

    Hed be asked to pray, stand up, at the Dear Jehovah, his buttocks would grip each other for dear life, and continue chewing walnuts until the Amen! It was fantastic. I always made sure I sat behind him just in case.

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